They Are Sooooo Grounded!

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Two young brothers caused an uproar in Anderson Friday morning when they wandered away from their home and into a neighbor’s home.

Neighbors and public safety officers launched an intense search after John and Matthew Farrar disappeared from their home.The boy’s mother called to report the 2- and 3-year-olds missing at about 9:45 a.m.

About 100 city and county emergency workers scrambled into the neighborhood to search for the boys.

Little did they know that the toddlers were next door in the home of a sleeping neighbor, playing out their own version of Goldilocks gone bad.

Angie Lovorn was sound asleep on the other side of the house after working a third shift and said she had no idea the boys were in her house.

"I would have right away looked through my house if I’d known they were missing," Lovorn said.

But she didn’t know. And while she slept, the toddlers ransacked her cupboards, munching on Teddy Grahams, marshmallows and chips.

Lovorn finally awoke and saw the emergency workers outside her home at about the same time searchers spotted the boys coming out her back door.

One of the brothers was wearing a Clemson University football helmet that belongs to Lovorn’s son.

“They even got on the top bunk," Lovorn said.

"These items -- stuffed animals -- were on the top bunk."

From the looks of the house, the boys enjoyed their visit.

"They played for a while, I think," Lovorn said.

The wandering toddlers are the youngest of four brothers in their family.

Oh, dear God.

I am glad the kids are okay, but how the hell do you sleep through two small children tearing apart your home?



  1. Seth R. Says:

    Do you have small kids?

    I've found my own kids are usually the quietest when they are unraveling every last TP roll in the bathroom, ripping open three large tubes of Quaker Oats, spreading every last box of cereal all over the kitchen floor, and emptying all the hand lotion into their pockets.

    Seriously, they are dead silent.

    It's at the point where when it's too quite my wife and I will instinctively get up and go find out what they are up to.

    3 to 1 odds says it's no good.