Windy Sydney

Someone pointed out this website to me that has tons of non-religious stickers and magnets. I fell in love with some of the sayings, and I wanted to share them. Lucky for me, this is my blog and I can do what I want... right?



I think I will take turns making each of these my tag-line...

God Loves You! ...some restrictions apply

Jesus would slap the shit out of you.

God was my copilot but then we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.

May God be with you on your noble quest for a clue.

If going to church makes you a Christian, going to the garage should make you a car.

Heck is for people who don't believe in Gosh.

The people who don't believe in evoloution are the people who need it the most.

Jesus called... he wants his religion back.

Thou shalt not shove your religion down my throat.

What if the universe is really run by a crazy old guy named Gus?

God spoke to me last night. Couldn't understand a fucking word.

It's your hell, you burn in it.

Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Sorry, I do not dispense spiritual enlightenment without sexual compensation.

If you talk to God you're spiritual. If he talks back, you're nuts.

Never say "Things couldn't get any worse." God takes that as a personal challenge.

Let not thy religion getteth in my face.