1000th Post & Glen Beck is a Moron

Posted by: Andee / Category: , , , , ,


This is my 1000th post on WindySydney.

Can you believe it?

I can't.

When I first started this blog I was just learning about the truth of Mormonism, and I didn't even think people would read the thing. It was more of an exercise in getting my thoughts together and expressing my feelings in a positive way (as opposed to losing my mind and really freaking out that I was lied to my entire life).

Now, here I am, two years later. I can't believe how much I have changed over the past couple of years. I went from a woman who believed in a loving God to an atheist who questions everything.

I have to say that I am really happy I decided to start this blog, and I wanted to thank all the regulars who have dropped in over the last couple years. I have made some really cool friends, and even those who can't stand me and want me dead still hold a place in my cold dead atheist heart.

To celebrate the 1000th post, I decided to focus on a Mormon that I really can't stand.

Let me say this before believing Mormons freak out on me... I don't hate him because he is a Mormon, I hate him because he is a Mormon Moron. I would still loathe the guy if he was an atheist like me.

Glen Beck is one of the biggest douche-bags in television. He ranks right up there with Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh.

As a matter of fact, this is one of my favorite Bill Maher quotes from "New Rules."

If Obama had never been elected we would have never seen Glen Beck cry on TV. On a park bench while masturbating, sure... but not on TV. And was there any better TV than watching this weeping, wonderful special-needs cousin of Rush Limbaugh? Angry one moment then frightened and scolding, sobbing... We loved him because we have all known someone like him. Usually an ex-girlfriend.

The guy is a mental case... and thats putting it nicely.

Tip for this first spoof: Watch the news ticker at the bottom of the screen.









This guy is a nutcase, and the entire state of Utah is in love with him.

How scary is that?


5 comments:

  1. [kɹeɪ̯ɡ̊] Says:

    very scary.

  1. Andee Says:

    Hey Craig!

    You know, I always wanted to know how to type your name how it appears but I am 100% clueless on how to do that. Is there some secret I don't know about. It looks super-cool ;)

    My entire family worships Glen Beck. They think it's wonderful how he is a member of the church and how he "tells the truth." He does nothing but freak out and act like a total spaz.

    When I see one of his books on display in a store I always roll my eyes and say, "Moron." There is always a Mormon in the aisle who looks at me as if I don't know the wonderful goodness that is Glen Beck. I just wanna punch him. Ya know?

    How are you??

    *hugs*

  1. [kɹeɪ̯ɡ̊] Says:

    Oh, that's just my name as spelled in the IPA (international phonetic association) alphabet. I used a website to copy the symbols. It's basically just a nerdy linguistic thing.

    And yeah, I really, really hate Glenn Beck. Though the crazier he gets the funnier it is. He's truly unhinged.

  1. Rachel Says:

    The best satire on Glenn Beck is on the Onion. I should have copied the link... but it's 2 am and I'm lazy. ;) Just go to the onion, videos, and look up Glenn Beck. I watched it over and over again and was laughing so hard I started to cry. Or maybe I was doing an accurate impression of Glenn Beck weeping... who knows. Check it out.

  1. Andee Says:

    Rachel,

    Thanks for the heads up! I will definitely check out the Onion. Anyone that makes fun of Glen Beck is a friend to me. :/ The guy is such a douche!

    Andee