 |  | Four years of high school? [√] Passed the exit exam? [√] Cap and gown? [√] Two cancer surgeries? [√] Radiation treatment? [√] One remaining summer school class? [√ ] FINE, GO AHEAD AND GRADUATE |
| (Some Guy) |  | No matter how potent the mushrooms are that you ate, you should not get naked, burst into your roommate's bedroom, and tell her "I want to have sex with you, and I love you, and I want to marry you." |
 |  | A police officer stops and questions you. Do you: A) Answer him? B) Slowly back away? Or C) Hurl the baby at him and run? |