I was on the subject of funny things we said/did as kids and I had to share some of them...
When I was little I was convinced that if my Mom and Dad were pulled over by the police they would be taken directly to jail. Why? Because they had Diet Coke in the car, and they were drinking and driving.
One summer my Dad was washing the car with the radio blasting. Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Bad Moon Rising" was playing and I was singing along while helping Dad dry the car. I couldn't understand why my Dad was laughing so hard until he told me I was singing the wrong lyrics... what lyrics was I singing? "Theres a bathroom on the right!"
Here are more wrong lyric funnies I found... not my personal mistakes but funny as hell nonetheless... enjoy...
Jimi Hendrix's"Kiss the sky" was "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy."
As a young girl I thought Kenny Rogers was singing about his "four hundred children"! Not for hungry children in the song Lucille.
I first thought Bachman Turner Overdrive's Takin' Care Of Business was Takin' Care of Biscuits.
Me.
WindySydney began as an online journal detailing my exit from The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Since leaving the Mormon Church, I have come to the conclusion that religion does more harm than good. I have also become an atheist, looking for logic and reason instead of accepting things on faith.
I also blog about things going on in my life. I am learning photography, I have a severe addiction to diet coke, I am a proud vegetarian, and I have two of the cutest cats in the world. Life is officially an adventure without the magical fairy-tale ending. I plan on enjoying it.
-Andee
Since leaving the Mormon Church, I have come to the conclusion that religion does more harm than good. I have also become an atheist, looking for logic and reason instead of accepting things on faith.
I also blog about things going on in my life. I am learning photography, I have a severe addiction to diet coke, I am a proud vegetarian, and I have two of the cutest cats in the world. Life is officially an adventure without the magical fairy-tale ending. I plan on enjoying it.
-Andee
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