Funny Wrong Lyrics

Posted by: Andee / Category: ,

I was on the subject of funny things we said/did as kids and I had to share some of them...

When I was little I was convinced that if my Mom and Dad were pulled over by the police they would be taken directly to jail. Why? Because they had Diet Coke in the car, and they were drinking and driving.

One summer my Dad was washing the car with the radio blasting. Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Bad Moon Rising" was playing and I was singing along while helping Dad dry the car. I couldn't understand why my Dad was laughing so hard until he told me I was singing the wrong lyrics... what lyrics was I singing? "Theres a bathroom on the right!"

Here are more wrong lyric funnies I found... not my personal mistakes but funny as hell nonetheless... enjoy...

Jimi Hendrix's"Kiss the sky" was "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy."

As a young girl I thought Kenny Rogers was singing about his "four hundred children"! Not for hungry children in the song Lucille.

I first thought Bachman Turner Overdrive's Takin' Care Of Business was Takin' Care of Biscuits.