Okay, usually I ignore it when people ask me to fill out these meme things on my blog, but I really like the person to emailed it to me... and I promised her she would remain anonymous. This is for you anonymous!
100 Random Things About Andee
- I hate it when people use the term, "Hot water heater." Why in the world would you find it necessary to heat water that is already hot? Seems kind of silly, don't you think?
- I have a fear of eyes. Okay, it's actually a fear of anything touching my eyeballs or a fear of watching someone else touch their eyeball. If someone has to fix a wandering contact lens, Lord Help me!
- I went to the eye doctor to get glasses about a month ago for the first time in 6 years.
- I always wanted cats when I was little, but my Dad hated them.
- As soon as I could afford a cat while on my own, I got one... Abbey Road.
- Abbey Road was found under a truck as a kitten almost beaten to death on Halloween of 2006. She was nursed back to health by volunteers and I adopted her from the Humane Society.
- Abbey Road still drinks a little funny due to some of the injuries she had.
- Abbey is the friendlies of my cats, even though she went through the worst and was treated horribly by humans at the beginning of her life.
- Spooky Bear was rescued from a cat hoarder.
- Spooky still guards her food as if the other cats are going to take it away from her. Poor kitty.
- Buddha Belly was given to me by my brother when his cat had kittens.
- I am a huge clean freak.
- I am usually seen in blue jeans and t-shirts. I hate dressing up.
- I haven't worn a dress in 10 and a half years.
- Give me Diet Coke or give me Death!
- I used to believe Sylvia Browne was a real psychic.
- I used to believe Joseph Smith was a prophet of God.
- I was once kicked out of Sunday School for trying to debate with my teacher. Where's the love?
- I love snow.
- I hate hot weather.
- I have no idea what possessed me to move to Orlando, Florida for 7 years.
- I usually eat more cookie dough than baked cookies.
- I play the flute
- I play the piano.
- I sing alto.
- I used to really want a tattoo, but now I am glad I don't have one.
- I love the smell of green peppers, but the texture makes me icky.
- Melted chocolate is yummy.
- My favorite color is green.
- It's not easy being green.
- I hate tomatoes. (another texture thing)
- I don't like pickles.
- I stole a hot dog from a student when I was in the 2nd grade. I don't know why.
- I wish I were independently wealthy.
- I wish I could buy my Mom her dream house.
- I wonder if I will ever have children.
- I think I would be a good Mom.
- I think my neighbor is insane. Literally.
- I feed my neighbor's cat more than she does.
- My neighbor lets her kids climb up and down the stairs screaming and yelling.
- It's times like these I don't want children.
- I am very generous.
- I wish candy was a food group.
- My supervisor won't let us have water bottles at our desks.
- I think the water rule is stupid as hell.
- I love to play sports, but watching on the sidelines or on television bores me to tears.
- I was the lead in 2 of my high school's plays.
- I fantasize about telling some of my family members off.
- My high school gym teacher was a moron.
- I think Dr. Phil is full of himself.
- I love the reality game show "Big Brother."
- I love getting hate email. It makes me smile.
- I have no idea if God exists.
- I can ride any roller coaster you put in front of me, but I will cry my eyes out on a Ferris wheel.
- When I go to PetSmart I always stop to say hi to the homeless cats. (please adopt them, they are cute and they need a home.)
- When I lived in Orlando I really missed fry sauce.
- I think George Bush is an asshat.
- I love all things "retro."
- I automatically hate anyone that drives a Hummer.
- Most of the women I talk to in Utah seem kind of "child-like."
- I don't mean that as an insult, it's just an honest observation.
- I hate the term "anti-Mormon."
- I believe in the death penalty.
- I sincerely believe that everyone should have to work in a restaurant before they are allowed to eat in one.
- Chocolate and peanut butter. Need I say more?
- I have never had a cell phone.
- I am learning to read tarot cards.
- I love to bake, but I suck at it.
- I love to cook, but I suck at it (except for breakfast... I make the best eggs! Anyone can make eggs, though... huh?)
- I really don't care what my co-workers think of me anymore.
- Talking on your cell phone while driving should be against the law.
- I have called 911 four times in my lifetime.
- I have really nice handwriting.
- I love giving people happy surprises.
- Beer is nasty.
- I once learned my boyfriend was cheating on me when he left a Valentine's Day card in my car for someone else. Rat Bastard.
- I think the girl that is supposedly the mother on the Taco Time commercials is actually 14 years old.
- I love Christmas.
- I love Halloween.
- I think there is too much pressure on New Years Eve.
- My Mom and Dad always thought I would outgrow my distaste for vegetables
- They were wrong.
- I always have gum.
- I am very patient.
- I could float around in a lazy river with a good book all day.
- Self-Obsessed people piss me off.
- Rush Limbaugh is the biggest hypocrite... EVER.
- Bill O'Reilly raises my blood pressure.
- I spend a lot of time laughing at Nancy Grace.
- The customer is not always right.
- Anderson Cooper is sexy as hell.
- Abbey Road just jumped on my lap.
- I don't drink enough water.
- Probably because of the stupid water rule at work.
- I am really boring.
- Sometimes I have dreams where I am flying around the world.
- I usually have a dream about a plane or helicopter crashing right in front of me at least 2 times a week.
- My roommate is convinced that Oprah Winfrey is the anti-Christ.
- Antique shopping in Amish country is the best way to spend a weekend.
- I love my life.
July 8, 2008 at 6:26 PM
I feel the same way about George Bush. And about Hummers.
And now I'm curious as to why your roommate thinks Oprah Winfrey is the anti-christ...
July 8, 2008 at 7:24 PM
Holy Cow, I am surprised anyone even read that boring post! :)
He really finds it funny that most people just agree with her and do almost everything she says because (insert high pitched, sing-song voice here) Oooo-Prahhh!
If you have ever seen the MAD TV spoofs of her you will see exactly what he is talking about. I kind of like Oprah... she certainly does a lot of good for a lot of people. :)
July 8, 2008 at 8:03 PM
It wasn't boring, it was informative!
I do find it strange that people taker oprah seriously politically considering she is kind of a socialist. But yes she does do so much good, especially for Africa.
There are quite a few Mormons out there that believe that Obama really is the Anti-Christ and that if he is elected the end of the world is near.
I almost made it through typing that without laughing. Seriously though, they do.
July 8, 2008 at 11:48 PM
Oprah really does have a Cult of Personality. I mean, look at her Book Club! D:
I'm surprised Oprahism hasn't become a mainstream religion, or a celebrity cult yet.