Christian Nightmares

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Christian Nightmares is pure internet gold.

Here is Christian Tween Pop Sensation pureNRG!

Surely Jesus would want you to buckle up in the back of that Mustang! Wait... what am I saying? Jesus will save you from harm because you have accepted him into your heart! Silly me.

The rapture! Nothing like scaring people into religion!!! Especially children:

Christian rappers perform a song about the dangers of full frontal hugging:

A promo for evangelist Randy Alcorn’s video course on Heaven (wonder how much money this guy made selling these DVDs):

A clip from a Christian aerobics video, with live accompaniment by a gospel choir:

You can't forget Kirk Cameron:

To think I used to have a crush on him when I was a kid. Whew.