Windy Sydney

Wow.

Christian Nightmares is pure internet gold.

Here is Christian Tween Pop Sensation pureNRG!



Surely Jesus would want you to buckle up in the back of that Mustang! Wait... what am I saying? Jesus will save you from harm because you have accepted him into your heart! Silly me.

The rapture! Nothing like scaring people into religion!!! Especially children:



Christian rappers perform a song about the dangers of full frontal hugging:



A promo for evangelist Randy Alcorn’s video course on Heaven (wonder how much money this guy made selling these DVDs):



A clip from a Christian aerobics video, with live accompaniment by a gospel choir:




You can't forget Kirk Cameron:



To think I used to have a crush on him when I was a kid. Whew.